Love: Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it,...

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 471

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By aerythia - 08/12/2012 16:12 - United States - Nashville

Today, it's my birthday and my ex husband texted me at midnight to tell happy birthday. Too bad he couldn't have texted my new husband to remind him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 674

You deserved it 5 516

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 515

You deserved it 154

By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 078

You deserved it 3 358

By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 965

You deserved it 3 027

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 538

You deserved it 2 818

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 610

You deserved it 2 762

By Wtf - 17/05/2017 22:00

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML

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You deserved it 412

Birthday! Yay!

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 08:02

Today, it's my 20th birthday. I got a text from an unknown number, asking if I knew a girl that I had been talking to for a couple months. Turns out that it was that girl’s boyfriend, who saw our messages and let me know what she’s been up to. Greatest birthday present ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 021

You deserved it 108

By Lola987 - 18/03/2019 00:00

Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 703

You deserved it 298

By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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You deserved it 2 236

Etc80 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:01

Asshole. Better off.

tylersign 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 8:41

Uh... "he has a new girlfriend" almost tells me OP is a GIRL jackass.

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Etc80 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 6:01

Asshole. Better off.

cuterthanuthink 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

omg that sucks!

dearViena 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 18:15

omg no :(

Dickman16 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:29

hahaha he probly did that on purpose. What a genius. lmfaoo

SAF_fml 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 5:48

mens asses

katewasherexx 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:31

I ******* hate ex boyfriends that are like that. Trust me, I have one.

chris1025 0

Friday 15 July 2011 4:37

omg u are retarted. a guy posted this

hahasooo 2

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:07

a guy did not post this!

PurelyCanadian 18

Thursday 3 April 2014 4:32

You misspelled "retarded".

Deal23 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:11

My ex girlfriend did that so don't just blam guys.

LOL_7052 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 14:40

oh dear my ex has a girlfriend and didn't remember my birthday, whatever shall I do!!!!

RyanKaufman 7

Monday 28 December 2009 2:16

Stop throwing genders around. People in general do it. Humanity ******* sucks.

Monkey_Man_03 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:40

it's not like you were still together then told you. still, tough shit, girl :/

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Oh, by the way…

Nice try

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