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Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"

#1 - On 02/14/2009 at 2:13pm by Speech

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She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.

#6 - On 02/16/2009 at 2:22am by whatwhat

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