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Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63791) - you deserved it (3256)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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FYL for sure. That's disgusting!

#1 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:03pm by caramelize

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And you let him?!

I'd have clocked him!!!!

#3 - On 07/27/2009 at 8:05pm by Nuts_the_Wiseguy

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