Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
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jonny201 11

On the bright side, it made for a creative username

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princesskammm 20

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

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princesskammm 20

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

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Jared900DUmpling 30

The method that i use is to hold a pen over my table at all times when not writing, so in case i fall asleep, i will hear the pen clatter and reawaken. I discovered it by accident last year but it seems to be rather effective.

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hansalavv 13

Yeah.. You could just actually sleep the night before

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Rented_eyebrows 18

While at uni, one does not simply sleep the night before....

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wintersoldier_fml 18

I actually used to do something similar. Whenever I had to wake up early I chose to not go to the toilet before going to bed since I have the habit of ignoring my alarms. The urge to pee would always force me to get up. Luckily I never peed myself though.

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DoomedGemini 37

Sometimes it's just the class/teacher. My history class in middle school was the only place I ever had such a terrible time staying awake in. I could be wide awake going in, but I still found myself nodding off. Id also wake up fully again when I was in another class.

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jonny201 11

On the bright side, it made for a creative username

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UserError94 18

He should have just gone for his masters

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neawalkerthebear 15

I mean you gave it a shot Op and attempted to find a way to stay awake. Maybe next time around you'll find a better method

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Rotciv01 11

I try to keep some part of my body moving to try and stay awake... hopefully not too many people noticed?

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bellydancer82 15

Maybe you should consider either sleeping more or seeing a doctor if you have a medical condition... Would be way more effective than using your bladder to stay awake.

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SameerJain 15

That reminds me of one incident during my middle school. A girl of my class pissed infront of whole class cause she was scared by our terrifying history ma'am...

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vOIDmASS 13

Get down with OP's pee, get down with OP's pee

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TheMathMajor 26

When I had this problem in one of my college classes, I would excuse myself to the bathroom whenever I started feeling my head bobbing and just walked around the building for a minute. That would get my blood moving again and I would be able to stay focused for the rest of the class.

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ABlindMan 17

How did OP deserve it? Under normal circumstance, if one is in uni/college they're not likely to wet themselves. I've used this method for some classes so I don't fall asleep. It's surprising how your body will, usually except for OP's case, keep itself awake when you have that slight urge to use the restroom.

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sidpool912 14

could you say you had a "wet" dream?

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