Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
the question is, for what?
taymichele16 15
Well...shit
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Comments (71)
nchic01 17
the question is, for what?
ThatHorse 15
for demanding the police give him a shot mug.
mds9986 24
I would like to know too I hope OP updates us.
alexanderavatar 24
on the bright side she's dating a celebrity
klipper57 12
¡El Chapo!
TheAspieDork 27
Judging by OP's choice of username, I'm sure she's asking the same question
taymichele16 15
Well...shit
Ajf92002 23
Uh.. Goodluck? Hopefully it's someone who looks like him instead..
Nilorak 24
Did you read the FML?
Ajf92002 23
Sorry I hope for best.
lovelockdown23 23
If his mug shot made the news It had to be pretty bad. Sorry Op.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or pretty stupid.
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have just stuck to the outdated magazines...
peacheso 31
On TV. TELEVISION.
spatula232 25
*Sigh*
Smooth_Criminal 24
Peacheso, read the comment again.
Woedel 25
For all the downvoters: I'm pretty sure #6 refers to the fact people usually spend their time in waiting rooms by reading very old magazines. So by 'sticking to the magazines', OP wouldn't have seen the mugshot. Of course she would've seen it later on, but hey: it's a joke. Lighten up.
whassallt26 13
The name of the poster says it all
SubparAtBest 23
Well actually it just asks the question that's on all of our minds.
Miss_Mandi 29
As someone that also lives in Alaska, I feel for you OP. Don't know if you live in Anchorage but there's more crime than one would think over here. Wouldn't be surprised if he was hanging the wrong crowd or something.
HighasaCloud 46
That would sure be terrible. One should always make sure to send the right crowd to the gallows.
GeeklyChic_fml 9
Yeah I totally understand, I live near a sketchy part of Anchorage
MandyMeow_fml 18
What do you even do in that situation, do you go in for your appointment and deal with your husband being a criminal afterwards or reschedule even though that's a pain in the ass.
nonsensical 26
That's actually a really good question. I probably would've gone in for the appointment--but I would've tried calling him while waiting! Then go see him with squeaky clean teeth x)
Ted_brosby 4
Definitely reschedule. Bet you go as Elsa to costume parties
Ted_brosby 4
But what if she was getting a root canal or something. Imagine trying to have serious talk with someone while your mouth is still numb and swollen. Lol
grogers311 20
I would go & post it on FML... obviously
trevorr_16 25
You would have to be careful in what you say, because he could get angry and take out his anger on you. CSI actually helps in real life sometimes. ;)
thejonac 21
i think you should make sure of what happened before you jump to conclusions
Stephiroth 10
He got arrested, so that wouldn't be much of a jump to make.
Flyndaran 10
Yes, arrested, but not convicted. The media here in the U.S. will rarely get the story correct in their rush to get the story out fast. They also will almost never correct gross mistakes, and when they do it will be a single sentence spoken really fast.
Cads1 24
At least he is kind of famous.