Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
the question is, for what?
taymichele16 15
Well...shit
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Comments (71)
OwlsMakeBowels 17
so is he coming home tonight for dinner?...
Phoenix_fml 13
is there any reward money?
Flyndaran 10
Mugshot could also mean a long past arrest media used as a smarmy way to talk about someone not presently wanted for a crime. Even if recent, that does not mean conviction and without knowing details, we can't know if it's a slam dunk case, or police B.S.
Phoenix_fml 13
it's a simple question.
lukeDAduke157 11
Depending on level of news (local or national)... It probably was pretty bad.
bruh21 18
Alaska, not many people
username356 14
Follow up?
hayyyra94 10
Sorry OP. I hope everything turns out okay!
katertott 44
On the bright side, you now have something new and interesting to discuss with the dental hygienist!
maemismile 22
OP better follow up or I will lose it lmao
kingnothing123x 11
*plays bad to the bone*
pike1346 3
Brutal.