Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
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pikachurro 18
Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!
TypicalSenpai 14
How has the therapy been working out for you? :(
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TypicalSenpai 14
How has the therapy been working out for you? :(
JMichael 26
Well no matter how many sessions I do I can still hear the voices. They tell me the most horrible things..why won't they leave me be?
Jonkbaby 23
This happened to me working at Lowes. A 50/60 something lady wore some kind of ultra see-through shirt in my line early in the morning. my mind must have been elsewhere cause it didn't register to me that her shirt was ultra see-through, so I wasn't really looking at her chest. It hit me a couple minutes later, I asked my coworker "uhh was that lady wearing a see through shirt?"
jbones24 22
Nobody on earth deserves this
nattlecakes 19
What a droopy day that must have been for you.
nattlecakes 19
Yeah that was a terrible attempt at a pun. I should have known better
pikachurro 18
Forget about the groceries, someone bag those bags!
dragonrider1959 18
Those "not so fun bags"
Cads1 24
So you are not into the Cougars then?
DFMLharsh 20
There is a difference between cougars and granny-nannies.
Cads1 24
Lol, no need to split hairs.
Fern_Gully 20
Usually, at a certain age, people just give zero f*cks about social appropriateness and just pretend not to notice when things like that happen. It gives variety to their day. ;)
jmcgee17 20
Did they dangle to and fro?
lovelockdown23 23
Can you tie them in a knot
soulreaper12296 28
Can you tie them in a bow?
Smooth_Criminal 24
Can you you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
SammieIsabella 15
Do your boobs hang low.
cmikey 14
Aww the poor thing! Just too old to care
TheGolfGTI 24
Not exactly her breast moment, eh?
keiNan_fml 35
neither his.
renjisgirl12 22
* Hers - OP is a girl
RabbitOfAurora 28
Don't be rude OP, while it may not have been appropriate a breast is just a breast no matter how old. You haven't been scared for life and will forget about it soon enough.