Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
by porkabye / 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
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"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze."
I wonder how that went down.
#1 - On 08/03/2014 at 10:11am by gracehi
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Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.
#5 - On 08/03/2014 at 10:19am by Welshite
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