FML : Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it...

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By porkabye - / Saturday 2 August 2014 23:44 / United States - Duluth

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By gracehi | 31

#6026666 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:11

"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze."

I wonder how that went down.

By Welshite | 39

#6026671 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:19

Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

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By gracehi | 31

#6026666 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:11

"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze."

I wonder how that went down.

Welshite | 39

#6026669 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:17

The OP gave him a field test.

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6026769 - Sunday 3 August 2014 18:56

How ironic

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6026811 - Sunday 3 August 2014 19:58

everything's "ironic" these days...

skittle_QUEEN_YO | 15

#6027442 - Monday 4 August 2014 11:22

Its like raaaaaaain on your festival

Its like a drug teest tesst that you'll always fail

By avertree | 8

#6026667 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:13

Yeah, sorry OP, that was pretty irresponsible of him.

Nilorak | 24

#6026801 - Sunday 3 August 2014 19:44

You don't say.

A7XCamaro | 19

#6026865 - Sunday 3 August 2014 21:20

You tried so hard to get number one, but you failed.

By noatak | 6

#6026668 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:15

Classy.

By Welshite | 39

#6026671 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:19

Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

By vikky538 | 28

#6026673 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:21

rent a breath...he is loser OP..

By Enslaved | 36

#6026676 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:27

It is said that vodka is the best liquor to drink to avoid alcohol breath. Experiment time?

jagma_fml | 14

#6026727 - Sunday 3 August 2014 18:02

Heard that too.. i had a buddy who would drink milk and vodka every morning, but the thought makes my stomach churn!

LennyComa | 37

#6026739 - Sunday 3 August 2014 18:30

A white russion fir breakfast. The Big Lowbowski would be so proud

By qdawg06 | 23

#6026677 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:28

Classy cop....

Awahso | 25

#6026699 - Sunday 3 August 2014 17:03

Not a cop

junkman6 | 22

#6026755 - Sunday 3 August 2014 18:43

Just wishes he was.

sorahearts_fml | 10

#6026857 - Sunday 3 August 2014 21:17

Should have told him "You have no power here".

By ostfaiz | 17

#6026678 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:29

Cops with a twist! bad experience Op... hope you enjoy later (Y)

By Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6026680 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:33

Well that stinks. *slaps knee*

Sorry, OP! I hope you reported him to the company from which he was rented.

By ktmla | 14

#6026681 - Sunday 3 August 2014 16:34

More like rent-a-drunk

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