Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
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gracehi
| 31
"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze."
I wonder how that went down.
I wonder how that went down.
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Welshite
| 39
The OP gave him a field test.
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Mystery_Unsolved
| 16
How ironic
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
everything's "ironic" these days...
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skittle_QUEEN_YO
| 15
Its like raaaaaaain on your festival
Its like a drug teest tesst that you'll always fail
Its like a drug teest tesst that you'll always fail
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avertree
| 8
Yeah, sorry OP, that was pretty irresponsible of him.
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Nilorak
| 24
You don't say.
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A7XCamaro
| 19
You tried so hard to get number one, but you failed.
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noatak
| 6
Classy.
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Welshite
| 39
Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.
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vikky538
| 28
rent a breath...he is loser OP..
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Enslaved
| 36
It is said that vodka is the best liquor to drink to avoid alcohol breath. Experiment time?
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jagma_fml
| 14
Heard that too.. i had a buddy who would drink milk and vodka every morning, but the thought makes my stomach churn!
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LennyComa
| 39
A white russion fir breakfast. The Big Lowbowski would be so proud
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qdawg06
| 23
Classy cop....
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Awahso
| 25
Not a cop
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junkman6
| 22
Just wishes he was.
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sorahearts_fml
| 10
Should have told him "You have no power here".
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ostfaiz
| 17
Cops with a twist! bad experience Op... hope you enjoy later (Y)
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Flaming_Pandas
| 15
Well that stinks. *slaps knee*
Sorry, OP! I hope you reported him to the company from which he was rented.
Sorry, OP! I hope you reported him to the company from which he was rented.
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ktmla
| 14
More like rent-a-drunk
I wonder how that went down.