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Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML


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On 04/23/2014 at 10:21pm - misc - by Quackadoodledoo (man) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

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Poor guy didn't even get to finish reading.

#3 - On 04/24/2014 at 1:43am by krundale

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Leaving before your stop is kind of overdramatic. Couldn't you just have given him the newspaper or something?

#7 - On 04/24/2014 at 1:44am by christian1509

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