BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
bdayloser
Canada
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Anonymous
Pace yourself
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
obese_chicken
Australia
Night on the tiles
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quite the gamble
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Imnotfromhere
Sobering
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Rallred32 20
Well...happy birthday!
jmfreee 16
At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!
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Rallred32 20
Well...happy birthday!
jmfreee 16
At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!
HowAreYouToday 34
Well better than getting arrested for car theft irl.
JMichael 25
Congratulations on your first strip club.
xoamy906 25
Could always pick up a prostitute as well
Opinion_ 9
And then do a stunt jump into the ocean and dive out Wait am I the only one who picks people up and does that?
Bigfabthetruth52 22
when you're done don't forget to beat that hooker take her money and repeat.decent source of income on that game.
amphetamin3 17
#20 No. Not on gtav. All the hookers I've killed had somewhere around $23. That is not worth my time.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
well i guess what i meant was a decent way to alleviate any immediate boredom you may be having.i haven't done it in a while and the amount of money you get from doing it slipped my mind.my mistake
JaneChemi_fml 21
where are you picking up your hookers 42? all of the ones I kill have about 11 dollars.
bummervacation 10
Well at least you didn't waste your actual money
dcam13 19
Lap dances are cheaper than your video game. Go out and experience life sometime.
ViktoriaaKills 13
they're also less hygenic, smell worse and don't have perfected standards...
rorburt 11
#8 What are you basing your shitty generalization on? Have you ever been to a strip club / met a stripper (that you know of)?
dcam13 19
Lol smells worse? I don't think you've been to one either.. But I wasn't necessarily saying to go get a lap dance. I said go experience life. He's alone in his room on his 18th bday when he could've spent that $60 doing something to create memories. Club, concert, movie... Or a strip club if that's his thing idc.
Sir_drink_alot 20
He can play with his copy of grand theft auto for years.... You don't get to play with the stripper
bobslawnservice 16
Not true. They smell like buterdcoth and vanilla. They also have excellent hygiene (sp?) because who wants a lapdance from a tunafish? OP should have gone to a real strip club.
bobslawnservice 16
Sorry, on my phone. That should be "butterscotch and vanilla"
jazzy_123 20
maybe #8 got farted on last time she had a stripper give her a lap dance ;) lol.
honeymoonroyale 20
A bit of a good point somewhere in there, but maybe less dickish... Maybe he has no friends to go with or no money at that time.
laden_swallow09 34
Yet he had enough money to buy the game new…
Han1156 23
GTAV has been out for awhile now
honeymoonroyale 20
"At the time." GTAV came out in September. He JUST had his 18th birthday. That's all I meant.
toaster123 11
#18 it's not easy to go out alone...
SmokinGuns 13
Lmao at people trying to defend stripclubs. Stick with GTAV. Anyone that wastes their money on gold-digging ***** is more pathetic than someone playing a video game. Buy a beer or some weed and just chill and enjoy yourself.
PieReaper 11
One does not simply stop playing GTA 5
Rag_dollxx 21
How about turning your games console off and actually doing something instead of bleating about it on FML, you spoon.
Soloman212 28
That's not very knife..
jazzy_123 20
you just called him a spoon .__. LOL!
False_Stupidity 41
OP has a very forked life.
Rag_dollxx 21
Most polite insult that came to mind!
KissMyAnthia200 12
So picking on some guy on an app about sharing your "worst" experiences in your life is that much better? Screw you and get over yourself.
Rag_dollxx 21
Lets be honest, calling someone a spoon is hardly picking on them.
dastiera 7
But video games are fun and when you have no friends + socially awkward sometimes it's the only comfortable escape
Ma_Nikka 24
Happy birthday!
4funzies 13
ayyy lmao