BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
bdayloser
Canada
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Anonymous
Pace yourself
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
obese_chicken
Australia
Night on the tiles
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quite the gamble
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Imnotfromhere
Sobering
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Rallred32 20
Well...happy birthday!
jmfreee 16
At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!
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Comments (104)
wowwzaa 15
aww not cool
babygurll19 10
Happy birthday! Hope you made it rain on them strippers
HaloeNae 15
At least you have a console and games to play so you aren't spending your birthday with nothing. Yey for the small things(: Try getting out and socializing?
maggiefox 25
I'll go to the real club with you :)
alyant 12
Happy 18th!!! Video games can be so much refer than reality sometimes
alyant 12
Better*
ladystate 22
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." - John Lennon If you love playing video games then you spent your birthday perfectly! Happy birthday, OP!
Rag_dollxx 21
Yes and if you submit an FML afterwards then you probably didn't.
91guy 6
ladystate youre beautiful wow
Yeshua_fml 19
Hey! **** are ****.
False_Stupidity 41
Digital ****, especially ones without any basis in reality are not the same as real ****... There's no comparison.
Yeshua_fml 19
I think you take your name too literally.
JaneChemi_fml 21
you can not squish virtual **** around in your hands. there's no comparison between the two
TheCerealKiller 24
Sounds like a good time to me.
JoshuahColins 19
I told my best friend that I loved her. She didn't feel the same. .. just saying it could be worse.
toaster123 11
fyl
91guy 6
Video games are awesome.