BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
bdayloser
Canada
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Anonymous
Pace yourself
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
obese_chicken
Australia
Night on the tiles
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quite the gamble
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Imnotfromhere
Sobering
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Rallred32 20
Well...happy birthday!
jmfreee 16
At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!
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carelessxdanger 9
sounds like a happy birthday to me. (:
classiceagle63 16
Atleast you got some sort of action.. Or your character did....
worldclassrager 39
It's something right? Hit up some friends and have some real fun
CrikOgresmasher 19
It's okay, half my family didn't know it was my birthday
conman531 23
Lap dance, drinks, hot chicks, pole dances, and not a single real dime was spent. Happy birthday man!
TheCrispyCat 20
Did you go on Valentines Weekend? They were all free.
rainbow_llamas 16
... Happy birthday OP!
Thorvald22 17
Well shit come on dog ill take you out to the real thing
Guardian88 21
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
GodOfPotatoes 2
Sorry for sounding like a hater, but I think you deserve it. If you're alone then do something about it, posting your problems on internet is not gonna help
silverstream20 20
No actually you are not sorry. Also the OP may not have money or it could be something else. Saying to just go out there is not as easy as you put it. Quit being so judgmental. By the way Happy Birthday and many more OP.