BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
bdayloser
Canada
Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
Anonymous
Pace yourself
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
obese_chicken
Australia
Night on the tiles
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quite the gamble
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Aeare_
Dixon, United States
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Imnotfromhere
Sobering
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Rallred32 20
Well...happy birthday!
jmfreee 16
At least you saw strippers somewhere. Happy Birthday!
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Comments (104)
aidanrulz11 10
U still went to a strip club op
xoxoEvelyn 7
Lol!! this just made my day. Happy b-day :)
Bunny_nutz_fml 11
did Yu get laid?
Liva_cc 5
But I see you like BMTH, so at least your music taste is brilliant. Don't worry, OP, I'm sure you're a great person!
creamyalfredo 2
Birthdays are over rated work hard make yourself happy then it will all work out good things do happen to good people
Stoner3110 9
At leaste you have the balls to go somewhere by yourself!!!
hazardmuffin 21
Happy birthday, dude! Birthdays are overrated anyway. Hope you at least had fun!
dkbooboo 3
get off yrr ass nd go to a real one!
yoha_ordonez 8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We have the same taste in music!:) assuming bmth is bring me the horizonm/
liquidpwnage 15
Happy birthday. I don't even get to do that for my 19th tomorrow.