Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone while I was crossing the road. Luckily, it survived the fall. Not so luckily, an oncoming bus steamrolled it into oblivion. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
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hellnosucka 27
did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?
doctorhook86 25
I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...
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Comments (134)
Black_Knight80 13
Wow, that girl has no manners. Sorry about your phone OP.
Welshite 40
An accidental bump does not mean the girl has no manners. People are clumsy.
mbusey 20
That's my question though - why did it even matter to OP that it was a teenage girl? How does the age or gender of the person who bumped into him make a difference in the fact that he dropped his phone?
hashshim 23
OP was just being descriptive.
mylifeequalsfml 5
at first I was like, oh it's okay just a broken screen and then I read the rest and I was like oh man, yeah, that's more than a broken screen
Liyuesigs 8
If you are going to be bumped into, teenage girl is better than anything else IMO.
el_mermaid 16
He should've "accidentally" bumped her over the bridge
LuciaTheReadhead 9
Did she even offer to pay for it? I think it would be the correct thing to do
dantheman97 9
It's just a way to identify who it was? Didn't say because she was a teenage girl she has no manners
beelee1988 13
#85 Why should she offer to pay for his phone if it was an accident?
TheSalty 6
Because accidents still happen. If I accidentally broke your phone wouldn't you want me too but you s new one?
doctorhook86 25
I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...
friedpwnadge 25
Deeeep in the bayyyyyy It criesssss to meeeeeeeee
kilullu 16
This made me laugh too hard!!!
JMichael 26
Did you wear some flowers in your hair?
tranced_ 45
I don't get it.. pls explain
hellnosucka 27
did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?
HanBroman 20
She must have bumped you pretty hard for it to go all the way over.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It doesn't really take much for a phone to drop, though.
27inch 9
Lol you could interpret it as going over the bridge like over the top of it lol. I think it was a bad joke
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Always look on the positive side, at least it wasn't you that fell off the side of the bridge!
peceout 29
That is really positive.
RpiesSPIES 27
Plot twist: OP fell down as well, and managed to type this FML before plunging to his/her death.
Obacooba 14
True dat. Probably did happen
caohm 18
FMLLLLLLLLLLLLL is probably what your phone would say going over that bridge.
Axipiter 24
It probably wouldn't be saying anything... It's a phone!
VectorFields 9
Yeah... "**** MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE..."
outoftown 27
26 - If it was an iPhone, Siri might yell that as she plunges to her death.
MinaGermania 12
I really hope she apollogized. That sucks though :/
Welshite 40
Just don't be a Hera, and jump in after it. Poseidon needs modern communication too.
fader48080 10
Well it was California so I can say from years of personal experience she probably told him to watch where he is walking and called him no shortage of profanities while walking away. God I don't miss that place for a second.
Komaeda 14
Hopefully she didn't do it on purpose.
zarrie_carrie281 21
well did she apologize??
fader48080 10
This is California we are talking about. hell no she almost certainly didn't apologies. probably laughed at him.
ItsMeDiegoG 8
Good excuse to upgrade
sarcasticlover 30
be happy it wasn't a huge guy....or else it would've been you and your phone!
False_Stupidity 42
Now that there is a silver lining.