Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML
Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
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Top comments
thatgirlinoregon 21
Oh well. You know what they say, 'the glass is half full [of cracks].'
randymontegut 5
This may actually be a recent FML someone deserves.
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Comments (49)
thatgirlinoregon 21
Oh well. You know what they say, 'the glass is half full [of cracks].'
colby6666 43
Yeah. OP, at least it was your house!
randymontegut 5
This may actually be a recent FML someone deserves.
Sports_guy3 28
Fail, OP. *Facepalm*
FangirlingAlways 14
Unless you are an Olympic soccer player, I don't think you can accidentally kick a rock through a window by just dragging your feet.
randymontegut 5
#26 In the FML, it states OP intended to send it sailing in front of the house. Now I'm assuming the window was right above the bushes. That's where OP made the mistake.
applebramble 22
#33 the world does not have Olympic soccer, we have FIFA World Cup. Sorry, I really had to clear that up. It was too painful to read. Now I'm in peace (:
Goblin182 27
#33, yes we do have soccer in the Olympics.
arandomusernameaa 20
#37 if you are going to correct... make sure you are right first. Sorry, I really had to clear that up.
CallMeWindSock 24
37, Of course there is Olympic soccer... Basketball has an NBA championship but the dream team is in the Olympics. Please get your facts straight.
fluffywaspluka 7
#37 Oh how I love it when someone makes a comment so patronising because they think someone is wrong, but instead, they end up looking like a shitheap in a wedding dress shop.
thatkidmal 15
That aim though..
colton_colton 50
One in a million!
gingaa96 18
He who lives in a glass house.. :) FYL, but kinda YDI
cocainewhore 30
He doesn't live in a glass house, but houses do have windows.
jo0owe 9
thx for the information! that why its so dark in here.... hum.. maybe I should have put a door too....
arandomusernameaa 20
Is that why you have been unsuccessful in learning correct English? You couldn't see the book? (not even mentioning the grammar)
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Well that's why you don't go around assaulting rocks. What did it ever do to you? Or were you trying to save it from being ran over in the road ha
746278Ab 14
Haha you are stronger than you think OP! Next time aim for your enemy
SouthernLady12 13
No aim for the already broken window so they hit the enemy
xblaine 17
How hard did you kick it?
olpally 33
Way to go. Better start paying for a new window now.
wopchop12 8
Or deny it was you
arandomusernameaa 20
When I broke a window I just fixed it the next day. Slightly cheaper and them you don't have a guilty conscience.
awkwardloveannie 28
you don't know your own strength
Ghost308 11
Now have assault on a rock and a window. Think people serve time for those two combined.