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Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50536) - you deserved it (4317)

On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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your husband is an asshole, he owes your daughter a new wedding cake

#1 - On 01/31/2014 at 6:45pm by Rizzen

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Since he already ruined it, you should smear the whole thing on his face and say "Sorry, guilty pleasure! "

#3 - On 01/31/2014 at 6:46pm by larrena2377

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