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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 7:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Whenever I lock my keys in my car, I ask the nice boys hanging on the corner for some help. They can get my car open in less than a minute, but then I have to get my car back. That takes a bit longer.

#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 12:41pm by Welshite

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Make the company pay to fix them.

#1 - On 09/02/2013 at 12:41pm by ks23

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