Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

by WaltTheFuckDad / 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.

    #5 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:41pm by darwinism

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  • My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right

    #9 - On 09/01/2013 at 8:43pm by slooby

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