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Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Idontbelieveinmagic (man) - United States (Nevada)

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Eh, who said mermaids aren't real? They could be.

#3 - On 06/17/2013 at 10:02am by FireFlie07

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What?! Are you telling me that mermaids don't exist? Next you'll tell me that Santa is imaginary as well!

#2 - On 06/17/2013 at 10:02am by challan

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