This is the cutest thing. You should be happy that you have such a lovely child! ( ps. I hope she's still little)

How is this cute ? She might have broken the disposal, plus she's trying to keep secrets from her parents.

It's cute cuz kids do the darndest things!!

This comment rephrased: "This is so cute, and I hope your daughter is also young, because that makes putting metal objects in a garbage disposal even cuter!".

Yes, OP - just how old is she? I hope you reply!

It's ok, I thought this was cute too! She is small and doesn't understand those things. It's not like she did it on purpose. This will make a funny story one day

It sounds like she is really young.. The little girl probably wasn't doing this on purpose and it's cute and will make for a funny story one day about how she killed the garbage disposal all for a bit of ice cream. Parents need to learn to laugh at situations, you can't hold kids to the same standard of reasoning

Op didn't say agr

I guess her future allowances just went down the drain.

Yea because a spoon and a bowl are so expensive

Not really but a garbage disposal is.

Yes because when you take away your kids allowance, you factor in monetary damages and take just that

Kids will do anything to avoid cleaning up lol

I bet OP screamed for ice cream.

I bet she ate it quietly to avoid getting caught

#63 I bet OP s daughter ate it quietly for fear of getting caught yet I bet OP screamed when she heard that all to familiar metal on metal grinding noise !!!! If I was sleeping and my child was not waking up to that sound would scare me senseless until I made sure my child was all in one piece

U have a genius right there... U have to be extra cautious to make sure the child is on right track

Talking of geniuses look at your spelling...

Other than replacing "you" with "U", there's nothing wrong with his spelling.

Context is important in this story. If she's younger than 6, it's cute. If she's over 18, is she seeing anybody, and can I get her number?

I'm pretty sure an 18 year old isn't that stupid...

Funny, funny, funny!

What about the ages in between?

She'd probably try and put your dick down the disposal while you we're sleeping

Under five five years old: with a bit more experience, your child will go far. Above ten years old: you raised an idiot. In between: average is its own aspiration.

College just isn't working for kids these days :P

Kids at their finest

Is it really a huge deal to hide that? If she told you I bet you would have understood...

Some parents like their children to eat real food (dinner, etc) before having a snack. Also, she may have some sort of dietary restrictions that make eating ice cream, though non fatal, still problematic

Maybe OP is a raging tiger mom (read: bitch) and the daughter was afraid of getting yelled at.

If she does that over ice cream, consider yourself warned for the future. :)

Next up on 1000 ways to die. A girl kills her boyfriend and hides his body so the mother doesn't find out

At least you'll have a funny childhood story to tell when your daughter is older! Im assuming she's young.