By cherbear1000 - 17/06/2013 04:33 - United States - Nottingham

Today, my daughter had ice cream while I was napping. She didn't want me to know so she put the bowl in the trashcan and put the spoon in the garbage disposal and turned it on, because she thought it would make the spoon disappear. FML
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iseyixes 18

I guess her future allowances just went down the drain.

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notjanedoe 27
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Under five five years old: with a bit more experience, your child will go far. Above ten years old: you raised an idiot. In between: average is its own aspiration.

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psycholover 4

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pokemai 6
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How is this cute ? She might have broken the disposal, plus she's trying to keep secrets from her parents.

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boredSOLDIER 33
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It's cute cuz kids do the darndest things!!

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sarah6786 14
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This comment rephrased: "This is so cute, and I hope your daughter is also young, because that makes putting metal objects in a garbage disposal even cuter!".

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lennelleong 33
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Yes, OP - just how old is she? I hope you reply!

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hplover7 11
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It's ok, I thought this was cute too! She is small and doesn't understand those things. It's not like she did it on purpose. This will make a funny story one day

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hplover7 11
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It sounds like she is really young.. The little girl probably wasn't doing this on purpose and it's cute and will make for a funny story one day about how she killed the garbage disposal all for a bit of ice cream. Parents need to learn to laugh at situations, you can't hold kids to the same standard of reasoning

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MilkyFilmz 26

Op didn't say agr

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iseyixes 18

I guess her future allowances just went down the drain.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Yea because a spoon and a bowl are so expensive

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capslockisgood 19
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Not really but a garbage disposal is.

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yahoowizard 16
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Yes because when you take away your kids allowance, you factor in monetary damages and take just that

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zen1979 16

Kids will do anything to avoid cleaning up lol

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Damian95 16

I bet OP screamed for ice cream.

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domking1315 20
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I bet she ate it quietly to avoid getting caught

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jannatanelle 5
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#63 I bet OP s daughter ate it quietly for fear of getting caught yet I bet OP screamed when she heard that all to familiar metal on metal grinding noise !!!! If I was sleeping and my child was not waking up to that sound would scare me senseless until I made sure my child was all in one piece

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vlalam 24
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U have a genius right there... U have to be extra cautious to make sure the child is on right track

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billbob95 3

Talking of geniuses look at your spelling...

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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Other than replacing "you" with "U", there's nothing wrong with his spelling.

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joawmeens 7
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Context is important in this story. If she's younger than 6, it's cute. If she's over 18, is she seeing anybody, and can I get her number?

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Olympiakos10 15
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I'm pretty sure an 18 year old isn't that stupid...

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chuckcloninger 12
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Funny, funny, funny!

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emilyjgraham 34
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What about the ages in between?

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Zatheria 1

She'd probably try and put your dick down the disposal while you we're sleeping

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notjanedoe 27
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Under five five years old: with a bit more experience, your child will go far. Above ten years old: you raised an idiot. In between: average is its own aspiration.

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christian_slate 15
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College just isn't working for kids these days :P

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grahmagog 14

Kids at their finest

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worldclassrager 39
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Is it really a huge deal to hide that? If she told you I bet you would have understood...

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RedPillSucks 31

Some parents like their children to eat real food (dinner, etc) before having a snack. Also, she may have some sort of dietary restrictions that make eating ice cream, though non fatal, still problematic

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kristabelli 19

Maybe OP is a raging tiger mom (read: bitch) and the daughter was afraid of getting yelled at.

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skehar 23

If she does that over ice cream, consider yourself warned for the future. :)

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Olympiakos10 15
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Next up on 1000 ways to die. A girl kills her boyfriend and hides his body so the mother doesn't find out

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
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At least you'll have a funny childhood story to tell when your daughter is older! Im assuming she's young.

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