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Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61393) - you deserved it (16927)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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The jig is up. The news is out. They finally found you.

#2 - On 06/11/2013 at 5:22am by EngageZoo5

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You are not an accomplice, and the police will surely figure that out.

What you most definitely are, however, is a bad judge of character!

#5 - On 06/11/2013 at 5:28am by Fluffydemise

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