Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
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i think you should also have her connect with your fist
#2 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:46pm by footballfreak65
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I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.
#3 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:48pm by Wizardo
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