Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
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Comments (168)
MWhinery95 8
First!
quincykid23 6
Aww! I miss people doing this... Hahaha
ddddddddg 9
'Stewies' voice' "so someone likes to play a little dress up? That's always fun.…"
yeti37 16
Next time break out in song, "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..." You'll both laugh, fist bump, and then he'll leave you alone to put on women's clothing and walk around in bars.
apax 9
Exactly, coming from a nation of skirt wearers I would suggest he just moves to Scotland to get his frill on.
tjv3 10
Blame Canada ... Blame Canada ... Umm that's all the words I remember to that song
Success4444 12
Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" won't stop running around in my mind. Won't sleep now...
dgz 1
lumberjack training bra?
FiFiLovee 26
I demand a followup! >_>
gracehi 31
That's what locks are for, "Bro."
lilhellian 26
Not every door has locks.. I've seen a house that only had locks on the front and back door..
xSonic 9
IF there weren't any locks, he should've been more careful. But shut happens :/
Oceanborn_fml 24
who builds stupid houses like that?
DracoSpirita 21
89 - My house doesn't have any locks except on the front and back doors. From what I've seen it isn't too uncommon.
9lashes 15
-91 maybe you should invest in some locks for the restrooms people might go in and harass you while you take a shit
vencku 13
93 - And who do you expect to come and harass you on the toilet in your own house? You can knock before entering a toilet of bathroom if you live with other people. Hardly rocket science.
Wimoweh 10
Yes xSonic, "shut" does happen. I know many a person who has been afflicted by the "shut." So sad.
AndOtherDrugs 5
100 - It also wasn't rocket science for OP's brother to knock before entering whatever room OP was changing in but things don't always work out the way we'd like. Regardless, locks are more efficient at protecting privacy than merely knocking.
waffule365 16
I'm sure you thought of a very cleaver explanation
BlakesHonestLie 8
I'm sure you meant "clever," although a cleaver can solve a pretty fair amount of problems.
waffule365 16
My mistake
BlakesHonestLie 8
Oh you could be right, you never know. Maybe after posting his FML he just killed his brother so only the wide world of the Internets would know.
brackaman 18
4) I thumbed you up because I thought you were going for a pun on cleavage.
KnifeStuff 8
May I ask your reason for wearing these?
perdix 29
#6, because he looks pretty in them, duh!
mr_sarcastic416 29
cuz he wanted to feel pretty?
emag_eht 18
Because she's a trans* woman but hasn't really come out to her family yet?
AnyaS 19
I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! On a more serious note, OP may realize she's a transgirl later in life.
JayElleBee 15
While it's nice that you're both so accepting of transfolk, it might be a good idea to not refer to a biologically male someone as 'she' unless they specify that they are, in fact, trans. The dude might just like wearing pretty things. It happens.
AnyaS 19
For me, that's why I put 'may'. Were OP in fact transgendered this is why I used the appropriate pronoun for that scenario. Of course, OP could identify as a boy who happens to enjoy dressing up.
ughhseriouslywow 10
OP isn't necessarily trans just because he wore women's clothing. Lots of men perfectly comfortable being men like to experiment with Drag just for the fun of it.
kkamp516 10
Perdue I ******* love you.
kkamp516 10
Perdix, I ******* love you.
andyyroxx 20
Was it harder to explain to him, your parents, or the Internet?
Silly_Lilly6969 23
It's alright if you wanna be a cross dresser babe. There's nothing wrong with it if you're curious. Don't let society rule you hun.
andyyroxx 20
Off topic, but when people call me hun I feel intimidated. Nice point though.
sikunt89_fml 16
Pet names make me feel awkward and slightly stabby.
23Z9TZO 18
Really? They make me feel like I'm playing animal crossing :D
perdix 29
#18, uh-oh, you'd better not go to the Waffle House. The waitresses there will scare the shit out of you!
Corrupt_waffles 13
I like the waffle house.
perdix 29
#40, me, too, but don't all the waitresses call the customers "hon" or some other folksy term of endearment? #18 has some kind of phobia about this.
Corrupt_waffles 13
Not here in Cali. At least none of the places I've been to.
plum_lovin 28
You all think hun is bad?? I went to dinner the other night and the waiter called me dear, sweety, love, hun.. every name off the book. Strange? yes.. Uncommon? no..
MrSassypants 33
She probably heard about your plum lovin' abilities.
little_one 20
True that. On a side note I had a waiter say cheers every time he came to the table. Made our order cheers, brought our drink cheers, brought our meals cheers, checked on our meal cheers, gave us the bill cheers, paid the bill cheers and have a good night. Maybe he had a bet going on how many time you could say cheers to one table lol
compaq163 8
Faith in humanity restored. Have my like, #8.
little_one 20
Anyway go back to talking about Hun
andyyroxx 20
"Cheers, hun" would be deadly, eh?
arsenicalhumor 30
I had a hair dresser that would call girls "lambs". T'was interesting.
sabbyheartswhat 23
"I got tongue tied try to call the little girl cutie and Hun and ended up calling her cunty."
McAninch35 9
Whenever I go to the local Mickey D's late at night the lady calls me sweetheart. Not that I go there that much or anything...
Uhscanherdarklee 10
OP it could be worse. you could be one of those annoying people that goes around commenting 'First' on every post...cross dressing definitely ranks above that.
GrammarNazis 6
Or he could be one of commenters that brings up irrelevant topics for no reason and gets thumbed down for it.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
If it counts for anything, when this was originally posted there was one a commenter who posted 'First'. Which is why I made this 'Joke'. K...I'll return to the FML thumbed down shadows now...*hangs head and slinks away*
hipsterhunter 9
What the hell is wrong with wearin' a dress?
kyu_Q 19
If you are a woman , nothing. If you are a teenage boy....there will be some questions asked at the very least.
curlstar 6
OP isn't wearing a dress. Perhaps he didn't get that far before big brother walked in.
Ginyoshi 5
All you have to do is learn to care less :)
Faff 20
why is 41 thumbed down? He is simply stating the truth. you may not like it, but it is the truth nevertheless.
supercrazyelmo 8
Everything is wrong with a boy wearing a dress
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Hey, whatever floats your boat little bro! :)