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Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36713) - you deserved it (3271)

On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.

#1 - On 03/20/2013 at 6:25pm by BadKitty14

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I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...

#2 - On 03/20/2013 at 6:26pm by BrookieAnn

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