Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
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Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML
Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Top comments
BadKitty14 7
Stare back, maybe with a twitch or a facial tick, see how he likes it.
BrookieAnn 19
I bet if you actually talked to him he'd be good for months...
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Comments (82)
Elle_ShellBelle 15
I'm guessing he wasn't hot, otherwise it wouldn't be an FML. Is it bad I want someone to stare intensely at me, hopefully with desire and lust in his eyes? Sigh. Loneliness
Thejayzeee 3
I will stare at your profile everyday
AngelSpit 18
Awww looks like someone has a study partner
keepcalmandbacon 16
Give him the Face.
CharresBarkrey 16
:O
skatergrl26 9
I feel your pain...
MartysSon90 4
Just yell real loud the persons name an say no ill not try that with you over the phone
FightMyLiger 19
Maybe he just has a lazy eye, or two.
123_omg 19
Was his name edward?
onorexveritas 24
that's not creepy at all
IAteUrPoptart 7
He's probally hard
thewaterbear 10
In my sex ed. class, they showed us a bunch of pickled testes. No laughter for us, just really disgusted faces and a few unnervingly intrigued faces.