Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
by fmlman / 03/15/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous
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Your dog was just showing off what your crush is missing.
#4 - On 03/15/2013 at 11:01am by maz95
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Maybe a preview of things to come!
#1 - On 03/15/2013 at 10:58am by electrorange
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