Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
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Comments (91)
moonboobs 4
Blast that heavy metal christmas even louder!
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
The other day I was driving and a heavy metal version of frosty the snowman came on. I turned the volume all the way up and rolled all the windows down. The folks at the nearby nursing home didn't approve.
ittsdann 6
What if the cd were to go "missing?"
mydadpulledout 17
refuse #15, we will give her n offer she can't refuse.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Some TSO, Halford, and Twisted Sister should help drown out the animal music!
moonboobs 4
I appluade you Shamus
HahaHokayThen 10
Did this remind anyone else of that Hannah Montana episode where Oliver & Miley had cat/dog sweaters that made a sound when you pressed their noses so they did a duet for Jingle Bells? (no I'm not 13, Hannah Montana was a quality show, man)
pattheaninal 9
Find a better hiding spot.
tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
ks23 9
Accidentally Break that.
BlueFlatts 20
Too noticeable, but the slightest scratch might do the trick.
ohSNAPyall 27
No need to break out with cat scratch fever.
ViQValentine 3
Make sure that it was accidentally destroyed maliciously
ShannyAK 16
Hide the CD! Quick before she notices!
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
flockz 20
Dashing through the- wubwubwubwub SNOW eeeerk wubwubwub
mikeymayhem_87 15
Silver bells...... Eeeerkkk bloop!!! Silver bells..... Wubwubwub!!! Silver bells..... Bleep bloop wub wub wub wub.....
SystemofaBlink41 27
Silent WUUUUUUUB night, Holy URRRRRG night
missyj0 12
you guys need to get together and make your own track.
SonOfAMitch 14
We wish you a Merry wub wub breeeep wooop wheeep DROP THE BASS Christmas wheeeow beeep
kaoszombie 6
Please tell me that that doesn't really exist.
JoeGrant 12
65- that doesn't really exist.
JoeGrant 12
65- that doesn't really exist.
iLuvsIt 10
It should - in case my neighbours piss me off this year.
jem970 19
Hahahahahahahaha! Thank you all the contributors to this thread. It made my day.
UltimateGIRness 16
To everyone on this thread, Y'all made my day. Thank you for making it worth getting up this morning
olpally 33
Kill it, kill it with fire!! Lol. If you have an iPod, I recommend putting that in your ears now.
JoeGrant 12
Yes, put your iPod into your ears! Hehe.
tj5810 21
I sure hope its a shuffle. That's the smallest of the iPods, I'm pretty sure. :P
olpally 33
Lol, oh I should have clarified saying to put the iPod ear phones into your ears, not the actual iPod. Lmao. Thanks for the laugh you guys! Haha. :D
mikeymayhem_87 15
The iPod, itself, sounds like a more viable choice when having to deal with the animal Xmas music lol
JoeGrant 12
44- haha don't worry. We're all just here for a laugh!
doglover100 29
Break the CD
Zomg_Okay 27
How is breaking a CD difficult? Just snap the damn thing. If you're worried about hurting yourself on the broken, sharp edges there are other easy alternatives. Throw it out a window. Drive over it. Hit it with a Nokia.
Zomg_Okay 27
Clearly, you did.
GravitySandwich 11
You could record over some of the songs with heavy metal Christmas songs but not them all, maybe skip every 1 or 2
pradip 26
Take those CD and edit its audio with her favorite music. Tell her it's your Christmas surprise for her.
ambear26 14
But ... What if cats and dogs singing Christmas music is her favorite music ? Then what'll op do ?
WritingWrongs 8
Put all the tracks out of order. She'll try to listen to "Joy to the Fur-eld" but what she will hear is "Here Comes Santa Paws"... Her whole world will come crashing down upon her head; Christmas will NEVER be the same! Genius!
perdix 31
Buy some Christmas music you like and mix it in with the cat and dog CD. You won't eliminate your misery, but you'll reduce it. Then again, what's wrong with you that dogs barking "Jingle Bells" doesn't fill you with awe and joy?
jetsown08 21
Ear plugs are your friend.
perdix 31
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" is an even better friend ;)
LO388 7
Especially when its actually performed by reindeer.
SystemofaBlink41 27
19- I'm kind of worried about what the wink means...
Missy2612 11
your mission: search and destroy the cat Christmas CD.