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Today, I witnessed a robbery as a teenager ran out of a Walgreens with stolen goods in his hands. The manager was running after him. Trying to be helpful, I pulled forward to block the thief from getting away. The cops showed up and arrested me for hitting a pedestrian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24502) - you deserved it (4489)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by ausmill12 (man) - United States (Florida)

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GTA Logic - Someone runs into your car, you get 1 wanted level

#2 - On 11/19/2012 at 6:08am by racerapj

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The world is fucked up.

#3 - On 11/19/2012 at 6:08am by Ryan_Jaxson

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