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Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML


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On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

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What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

#1 - On 08/05/2012 at 3:59am by spaerro

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I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

#2 - On 08/05/2012 at 4:00am by HelplessSerenade

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