Miscellaneous: It's just windy

It's just windy

By m…… - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Whitley

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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By Sonotsuave - 17/05/2019 01:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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spaerro 8

Sunday 5 August 2012 9:59

What makes this story interesting is the possibility that there wasn't actually a tornado going on at the time.

HelplessSerenade 5

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:00

I would probably throw my used tampon at her. That's just me though.

Comments

megzzze 10

Tuesday 7 August 2012 1:21

Must have been a bloody good time mate!

phansmootchie 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 5:58

somehow, I read "intense fear of tomatoes"

GoogieWithers 23

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:38

Well at least the OP got the most embaressing moment of her life over and done with.

ashleylynn520 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 6:38

I think I would rather die in a tornado...:[ omg I would be horrified!

daps29 11

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:32

I've never seen a tornadoes before and I'm pretty sure I'll be scared crazy like that too I just wouldn't do that

Blahblah9921 4

Monday 13 August 2012 4:37

sorry to hear! but hey theres always worse

xxkacixxo 2

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:30

I would have died of embarrassment

dishsoap10 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:33

...*clicks lock on bathroom door*

mollyjynxjax 28

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:43

She broke in. That implies that the door was indeed locked

gators1995 30

Sunday 28 April 2013 2:16

Jesus Christ your mom was like a bat of hell!!! Imagine if a burglar broke in to the house and she was the only one there?

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