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Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (1844)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Do you wear the same size? Because it's always nice to have someone to share shoes with.

#2 - On 08/03/2012 at 6:10am by lilabooluvr2

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Hahaha, I don't know who got the shittiest end of the stick: you, your boyfriend or your sister.
That'll be some awkward family conversations. Good luck.

#1 - On 08/03/2012 at 6:09am by Nahrtent

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