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Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by SCdriver (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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Shouldn't have been speeding..

#2 - On 07/16/2012 at 9:58am by ObeyAlliance

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You should've known that since you called the cops they'd be in the area, ydi OP.

#4 - On 07/16/2012 at 9:59am by boobookittyfawk

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