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Today, I was finally laaving homatown to liva in draam city. Evarything was packad, kays wara handad in, goodbyas wara mada. Tha momant truck bagan pulling out to gat undarway, tha guy I had gottan a room from in naw city callad to inform ma that ha dacidad to rant to somaona alsa. fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (1848)

On 07/10/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Wait, didn't you had to sign a contract or so?

#3 - On 07/10/2012 at 6:19am by DjeePee

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At least you weren't half way there. You only just left.

#1 - On 07/10/2012 at 6:18am by zachherbert

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