Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
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daisyismydog 3
You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.
Roxxxxay 13
Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!
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Comments (201)
TarieBoo 2
buy dove perfume
happle 21
Dove is the shit. I barely need any to smell amazing.
sola123 0
I used to sweat a lot until I took a dove to the armpit.
ClassyCommando 13
Real men heat a metal spoon red-hot over a fire and use it to fuse their underarms into one poreless, solid piece. Wait, actually real men just let themselves stink.
dreamcatcher11 4
OP is a woman though..
RussianFox 13
35- The thought of that made me cringe.I guess I'm not a real man... Or cat for that matter.
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
Or she could just buy dove deodorant, wipe it off before coming home if necessary.
aruam365 24
She could be too young to drive, so it would be difficult to buy it on her own.
Zomg_Okay 27
107 - Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere, she could walk.
DAN7IEL 2
Or she could borrow some from a friend? She obviously goes to school do she would see them every day and could wipe it off before she got home?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
111- what, you think everyone lives within walking distance from everything? The nearest pharmacy to my house would take me 3 hours to walk there.
Zomg_Okay 27
No, I don't think that, 157. Hence why I said "Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere".
Roxxxxay 13
Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!
courtz94 24
Agreed!
KiRaKaT 9
Since they are acting so immature, rub your sweaty armpits in their faces OP! That will solve the problem of them taking your deodorant away and make them shut up
Drigr 9
I think it is the most creative punishment I've ever heard. Not only that, i bet it works better than the typical: no outside, no tv, no cell phone, no computer, no xbox.
cheaptrix 6
It's more of a punishment for anyone who has to interact with OP
ohSNAPyall 27
153 the parents are taking one for the team.
mikepzz 27
As punishment to the parents she should not shower for that week, and every day wipe their pillows into her arm pits lol
Timbo05 4
Try studying
tbenson0628 14
yup. i agree
thiscrazything 1
Yes, study, and then go buy some deodorant.
SkyBirdy 5
#3....how. Dare you??
max_wilder 9
No deodorant in your gym locker?
hayleyjames 0
Try getting parents that arent complete **** heads, and study, English is easier than a lot of other subjects
daisyismydog 3
You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.
daisyismydog 3
*deodorant
daisyismydog 3
I corrected myself haha
esines 9
YourLocalPeado? That's a ****** up name
Alexisthebestest 16
They sell deodorant at the dollar tree...for a dollar.
CheckItOutItsYou 7
Buy your own deodorant, screw that
UsernameHere234 13
let's all hope you don't live in like Cali or something. But if you have a shower in the morning use lots of soap and live in a not too hot place you should do fine
PamChopsWithMint 5
It rained all up and down "Cali" today.
SimplyAmazingx 11
It clearly says California at the top..
laden_swallow09 35
"And live in a not too hot place"? Yeah, that's real simple. NOT!
michellenKG 5
i live in california and theres no rain.,,,
igive 29
i live in California and it rained.
LO388 7
I don't live in california and it rained.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
6- It's amazing how much fail you could throw in one message. OP lives in Cali (clearly stated) and OP, unlike u I hope, is not an idiot to change locations for a freakin deodorant!
AugustBurnsToast 14
What a quirky couple they must be haha o_O
MrsPegg 45
Go get some deodorant and hide it. Or if you're broke, tell one of your friends to get you some and let them bring it to you at school.
senor_awesome 14
And now, thanks to you, its all over FML. Congrats!
Sumo69 9
Just shower six times a day that'll learn them
SkyBirdy 5
You need to work on your english too.