Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
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daisyismydog 3
You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.
Roxxxxay 13
Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!
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_overandout_ 10
Aren't they just punishing themselves? :)
DuRpY 5
Dude, call them on it and take it one step further: don't bathe, and at the end of the week flop around in their bed nude.
NiCeGuY115 14
Either A: clean your self a lot during the week. B: go buy your own deodorant and hide it in school. C: don't fail any more English test. I'd go with D: all of the above. If you do all of this you will be fine :)
Ugi 27
Will it make you think about studying harder for your next test? I reckon it might. Job done then.
babe7260 30
I'm SO very sorry that your parents are being so totally immature!!!! I feel so bad for you, but if it's all over FB your parents are the ones who look like Moronic BAD parents!!!!! So yes, shower & wash lots ...& listen to the great advice you were given above!!!! Good luck!!!!!
undrglass 2
Hand sanitizer kills the bacteria that make your pits smell. :) sounds ridiculous but it works. Just go get a nice smelling sanitizer and you're set.
forever_born 6
???? that's gross bro!!! Tell you rents there punishing everyone.
havocmike 3
English isn't that hard
Helenarth 6
For you.
Siiw 8
That isn't a very clever punishment. You live in the same house?
stormchaser24 24
Wow nice parents. But still just go buy you own if you can afford it.