Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
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daisyismydog 3
You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.
Roxxxxay 13
Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!
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Comments (201)
BubbleGrunge 18
I think this is perhaps the BEST parent punishment ever! They didn't take any sort of grounding approach, but it seems highly effective if you made an FML about it. OP, take the punishment like a woman! It could be worse, just be sure to shower every day! Oh, and If you stink that bad, body spray!!
Calyx_fml 22
That's actually a good punishment. Your parents rule! Next time I'll bet you'll study.
JordanP9297 2
is your family asian
girlofwords 3
your parents sound really childish and stupid. between you n your hopefully one of you keeps some in your school locker... if not lesson learned.. buy yourself some and always keep extra deoderant in your school locker :)
bluetech 12
I think you should go jogging after school and let them enjoy your stink. They brought on themselves.
RAUN 8
You need more comedy in your life. I suggest the routine where the comic starts "Guys -- deodorant is not to be used INSTEAD of a shower..."
oxford247 2
OP you correctly used they're and their in a sentence. I think you'll do fine in the real world!
hilary56 0
Then go buy yourself some? Or take a lot of showers and waste a lot of water and see how they like that big bill :)
RendarSelin 5
Sit in front of them and do nothing but sit-ups, push-ups, and cardio until you build up a nice stench. We'll see how long that punishment lasts...
HSOMGF 5
Your parents are assholes. FYL, indeed.