Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends, and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML
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daisyismydog 3
You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.
Roxxxxay 13
Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!
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Comments (201)
Tweekz14 5
Don't shower either and stay in their room all day, make em regret it.
watsonpsykosis 10
Don't shower for a day or two and be sure to work up a good sweat every couple hours. Then use their bedding and clothes to dry off with.
Greendaycheese 12
Poke holes in their condoms >_>
laden_swallow09 35
And bring in even more children into this world for them to torment with prohibiting good hygiene? Great idea!
afropuffjake 9
The only problem with that is then they really won't be able to afford deodorant...
br0ccoli 15
They did it because you're not good at English anyway and most likely can't read their embarrassing posts about you. Does anyone else smell old cat pee? *sniff sniff*
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Nah, that's just the aroma of a grateful homeless man.
TheFamilyElf 17
That... Really (snicker) stinks. I'm sorry, it had to be done.
LunaDragon 10
Isn't supposed to be 'well that's a stinky situation'? -.-
_ebbonyy 11
they're both terrible to be honest haha :-)
TheFamilyElf 17
Eh, what can I say? I tried. I failed. :P
pm_sky 0
what a lame punishment, they probably embarrassed themselves by posting what they did on fb!
kevin7879 0
lets hope your nat fat... or your guna b sweatin like a pig!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh god, your spelling. It's atrocious. We need DocBastard to fix him, NOW!
Linkerdoodles 15
"Let's hope you're not fat, or you're going to be sweating like a pig!" I'm no DocBastard, but it was so horrendous I had to do my part. :(
minidinosaurgoes 9
*you're *not *you're *going to be *sweating People like you make me want to shoot myself in the face
laden_swallow09 35
67 - You've done your part, and for that, we are grateful.
I_Punch_Babies 7
show them the effectiveness of such a punishment by going sleeveless and making a point to raise your arms whenever youre near them
emeraldisle 30
Guess you're just gonna have to shower more.
iwojima1945 2
man, that stinks, lol
DespairFaction 11
Use your parents pillows to wipe the sweat from your pits after a nice run. That will teach them a lesson. Kind of gross though.