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Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML


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On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)

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I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

#2 - On 04/26/2012 at 1:17am by barlessprison

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Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

#4 - On 04/26/2012 at 1:18am by iPeterPan

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