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Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7803) - you deserved it (62951)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by OuttaNowhere81 (man) - United States (California)

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That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.

#1 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:07am by Millybug

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YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 6:07am by Sanrio90

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