Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

by Wannabees / 04/03/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Miscellaneous

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  • I'm confused - are the white stripes on the back of your thighs where your legs touched the seat, or is that where the pee dripped down the backs of your le...

    Oh, fuck it, it doesn't matter. You're an idiot regardless.

    #12 - On 04/03/2012 at 5:58am by DocBastard

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  • An orange toilet bowl... Well at least more original than the usual white ones

    #2 - On 04/03/2012 at 5:42am by BelleIsa

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