Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML
by Jimii Liu / 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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Better than a rape whistle.
#1 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:49am by MsMeiriona
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Bring treats next time to distract him.
#2 - On 03/11/2012 at 4:50am by miz_kamakazi
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