Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
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Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
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jackmeizter 7
You have to try everything once, right?
Buttsexpirate 9
Maybe if you waited a bit longer you could've caught him doing his little turn on the catwalk in it haha.
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jackmeizter 7
You have to try everything once, right?
marinus_fml 20
Wrong. I will never try buttsecks in my life.
Jonkbaby 23
just lookin for a lil support that's all..
thinkPlNK 0
if a girl tries on boxers or wears boy shorts, it can be considered cute or sexy. .but if a guy tries on a bra or panties. . . *shudders*
zombicidal 11
I tried putting lobsters in my pants hoping they would fight off the crabs. no such luck they are now working together and have started a Utopia on my crotch
grapisy 8
I thought it was the fashion of the times...
grapisy 8
I thought it was the fashion of the times...
xoxotakecare69 0
so that's what they say nowadays?
jordan1ferguson 0
Hahah ya you do lol
Wederoney 16
You should be glad he's only into crossdressing. He could be into much worse stuff like gore...
LoonyKev 0
#1.............. W T F ??
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe he has moobs.
downtime 13
1, Everything innocent...yes. I don't know about trying everything once though. OP, Why does he need an excuse? He put on a bra, not stuck his dick in your toaster.
soleen_fml 0
Trueeee
marlinatlanta 0
Sup?
fromthesuck 8
Well this is more than likely a case of being alone and bored. Nothing to be alarmed about in itself. Now being alone and bored I promise there was some wanking time set aside there. What you really need to worry about is if he he had already yanked it or if he was going to yank it in your bra. Then you might have an issue
israelnotjacob 20
Even though it would have looked odd at the moment, he was probably just bored and randomly wondered what wearing a bra would feel like. Being curious about differences between you and the opposite sex is perfectly normal.
Buttsexpirate 9
Maybe if you waited a bit longer you could've caught him doing his little turn on the catwalk in it haha.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Drag queen ftw
MineIsBigger 5
OP is just frustrated cuz her **** are so small that her bf can fit in her bra
digitaleurydice 7
deleted because I put it in wrong box ^^
digitaleurydice 7
#25, his fitting into it doesn't tell you anything about her cup size. It only tells you that the circumference of his chest is smaller than hers. Cup size wouldn't come into it. He could squeeze into, for example, a 38-DD (big boob size) the same way he could squeeze into a 38-B (small boob size) if his chest isn't much larger than 38". He'd have it on and the cups just wouldn't be filled out. (?) Just saying. ^^
MineIsBigger 5
...and e=mc hammer.
MatheusRajuidas 5
Actually E=mc^2
McAninch35 9
Way to ruin the joke 41 -___-
SlaveToRetail 10
#25, small boobs are as hot as big boobs. Calm your ****, good sir.
cooLING 0
It's ok #48. You tried but it just isn't enough to penetrate. I find ironic how guys get mad when we don't get their crap meanwhile they don't bother to try to understand ours lol.
cooLING 0
Sorry, #41---was thinking of something else as I typed
digitaleurydice 7
Jeeeeez! Sorry, 41. *curtseys and exits quietly*
digitaleurydice 7
Damnit, 98, that's ma'am to you ^^ and I wasn't saying one size is better than another! I said you can't gauge the size of the OP's boobs from the fact that her guy got her bra on. Jeeeeez. *calms her **** and exits quietly*
iamray 2
did the bra fit?
ladyLALAA 29
26, that joke was breast the first time you said it on post one :P
EatnBeef 7
Moobs.
SuperKnuckels 6
dont see a problem, chicks wear guys stuff all the time. guys can do the same. weve all played "House" at one point lol
RedPillSucks 33
erm.... Just you, apparently.
Namerkp2 8
Chesticles.
gntfmlingnow 12
Maybe your boyfriend wanted to keep his double Ds in check. Because, you know, every guy has that problem.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm not the only one? Thank god, keeping these moobs a secret was getting difficult.
LawSixx 11
Just wanted to see if he had big or small boobs then you (if he was fat that's all) lol.
TheMaster15 10
The real problem will be if it looked good on him.
chocol8m 6
Another problem is if he needs a bigger cup size than u
LawSixx 11
There doesn't need to be an excuse he just wanted to see what he would look like in bra for if he ever decides to change sex.
Awsumuzzie 12
That's an excuse, lol.
Clamcreepy 7
Doesn't sound like he'll be your boyfriend for long because I think he's role model Ru Paul has finally gave him that courage he needed to try on women undergarments. It'll get worst with time
RussianFox 13
Or it could've just been a 1 time thing and your overreacting.
Clamcreepy 7
Yeah your probably right. I guess I kinda did blow this way out of proportion.
Awsumuzzie 12
I can say that you're both wrong because you both used the wrong "you're".
RussianFox 13
Correcting me wont stop me from saying your. No one is perfect, deal with it.
downtime 13
111, Making a mistake is one thing, stubborn ignorance is another.
RussianFox 13
123, If you think I'm stubborn and/or ignorants that's your problem. Like I said no one is perfect, including us :).
downtime 13
"Correcting me wont stop me from saying your" stub·born/ˈstəbərn/ Adjective: 1.Having or showing dogged determination not to change one's attitude or position on something, esp. in spite of good arguments or reasons... Yes, I do think you're stubborn. So does the dictionary. And every other person who speaks english.
jkmoss 0
He just said what the hell I wanna wear a bra today.
mcvery 2
Hahah he must b a too bloke ay love i'm single and I dnt try on brass Jst jks