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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 04:04 / Australia
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  Driveshaft  |  5

No, he should sleep with the best friend! Then he'd really know what being fucked by your friend feels like!

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  Blackmail111  |  9

16- Yes, because that would just make things so much more better than they are now *rolls eyes*.

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  humorizer  |  14

I thought 21 was at least somewhat clever with the word play. I don't understand why all the downvotes. Hey, Pendatic or DocBastard: reply with the exact same comment so that I can see what the real score for thumbs would have been.

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  white16sox  |  19

52, seriously? Pendatic? It's perdix you moron, and both he and docbastard have many buried comments.

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  Brool_Story_Co  |  17

52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.

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  Brool_Story_Co  |  17

52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.

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  Osito2011  |  6

If I was op's friend. I would of told him that I fell inside her vagina and had an epileptic seizure. In all serious op, you really should consider getting some ice cream and do some retail therapy.

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  Yodaevil  |  4

Sounds like he isn't going to have an easy time moving on. Used girlfriend. Not newly ex-girlfriend or my previous, nothing to state that she was a goner. Most of us would clearly state that she was toast.

By  Felifulify  |  4

Eeek.. FYL OP, I feel sorry for u...

By  Fmlsea  |  26

Oh you're better off without the dumb asses , seriously it's not what it looks like . So your best friend just happened to slip into your GF . Sucks to be you OP hopefully things get better.

By  chellyX92  |  8

Wow, my friend went through something like that. She was at a party and took a nap with her boyfriend when she woke up her best friend and boyfriend we're having sex in the same bed. His excuse was that "he didn't know it wasn't her" people are just fucked up nowadays. Dump em both OP.

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  AussieChild  |  22

I can't believe how many stories I've read on FML about people's partners cheating on them with best friends or siblings...!! I really didn't think anyone was that low!

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  mrnuleef  |  7

My fiancee's aunt slept with her other aunts husband, and the aunt that was cheating claimed she was a lesbian. What a twist! But society has its fair share of lows. But look on the bright side, there are some high points every now and then!

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  br0ck  |  9

G'day mate! I just had a terrific time riding in my outback yard on me pet kangaroo! Now to go cook some snags! ( I am from Australia and I can't believe people stereotype us like that.

By  mrphychrs  |  5

maybe he walked in on her naked and since you only get with smokin hot broads, your buddy got turned on by ur girl and he popped out of his pants on accident and fell and accidentally landed inside your ol' lady's pussy

By  Outnuendo  |  8

Makes you wonder what he was thinking about when he said "this isn't what it looks like!" "This isn't what it looks like! It's just an in depth, free gynecologist exam!"

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