By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 04:04 - Australia

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 421
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Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

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Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Just desserts...? Sorry, I couldn't help myself

Does the best friend have a hot mom/sister? I'd go sleep with them, take pics and send him.

EXACTLY! Genius... >.> seriously.

No, he should sleep with the best friend! Then he'd really know what being fucked by your friend feels like!

The exactly was toward pcentral lol

16- Yes, because that would just make things so much more better than they are now *rolls eyes*.

I thought 21 was at least somewhat clever with the word play. I don't understand why all the downvotes. Hey, Pendatic or DocBastard: reply with the exact same comment so that I can see what the real score for thumbs would have been.

52, seriously? Pendatic? It's perdix you moron, and both he and docbastard have many buried comments.

23 - actually, yes that would make OP feel better... What would you do in that position (God forbid), roll your eyes? :-)

Because you can't be angry while eating ice cream. :)

52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.

52- I'm pretty sure that 21 was getting down voted because his comment wasn't funny, not because of who he is. Having DocB or anyone else post it wouldn't change the fact that the comment was bad.

only retarded hipsters thumb up docbastards comments no matter how shitty it is so 52 is right

If I was op's friend. I would of told him that I fell inside her vagina and had an epileptic seizure. In all serious op, you really should consider getting some ice cream and do some retail therapy.

When your best friends hurt you the most, Ice cream is always right there to make you feel better! That's a real friend!

Why hurt the mom/sister? They didn't do anything. People who take out frustrations on innocent people, especially like that, are fcking stupid.

If he does one either the mum or sister, I doubt he'd be 'hurting' them, and you know this thing called a joke, that's what that was.

Hey is there a way I can contact you?

21- shut up, condom

Cheating will always be wrong nobody what the situation is. Never speak to them again Op.

I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!

The sooner you find out the better., now you know he wasnt a real friend, and she wasnt worth it...

Sounds like he isn't going to have an easy time moving on. Used girlfriend. Not newly ex-girlfriend or my previous, nothing to state that she was a goner. Most of us would clearly state that she was toast.

IDK just cut his dick off and leave it in her that's what any other psychopath would do

Eeek.. FYL OP, I feel sorry for u...

You know, there's actually a button for that.

As a matter of fact, I did hit the FYL button. I just pitied him so much that hitting a FYL button only just won't do.

I feel bad for your English teacher, because they obviously did a terrible job.

Oh you're better off without the dumb asses , seriously it's not what it looks like . So your best friend just happened to slip into your GF . Sucks to be you OP hopefully things get better.

"I slipped and my penis went inside her...honest..."

Only way I could feel better if this happened to me is by taking 1s idea about the ice cream.

What, you tripped, fell, landed on his dick? Ok, Shady, maybe he's right Grady, but think about the baby before you go all crazy.

Omg that's ober true lol poor him

I'm sorry you have idiot friends.. Punch him in the balls and dump her ass is the only advice i can give! Time to get better friends?

Double punch to the nut sack in my opinion.

Wow, my friend went through something like that. She was at a party and took a nap with her boyfriend when she woke up her best friend and boyfriend we're having sex in the same bed. His excuse was that "he didn't know it wasn't her" people are just fucked up nowadays. Dump em both OP.

I can't believe how many stories I've read on FML about people's partners cheating on them with best friends or siblings...!! I really didn't think anyone was that low!

It's funny cuz most are fake

My fiancee's aunt slept with her other aunts husband, and the aunt that was cheating claimed she was a lesbian. What a twist! But society has its fair share of lows. But look on the bright side, there are some high points every now and then!

You should have just gotten a knife and hacked it off right then when he gave you the chance, dude.

Haha. At least he would have never "accidentally" had sex again.

He didn't have a chance though... His friends dick was safely hiding in his girlfriend!

I read this in an Australian accent...

G'day mate! I just had a terrific time riding in my outback yard on me pet kangaroo! Now to go cook some snags! ( I am from Australia and I can't believe people stereotype us like that.

He just said he read it in an Australian accent. Don't be offended.

What one though? The standard accent 95% of us talk in or the Aussie drool only 5% of us talk in? XD

maybe he walked in on her naked and since you only get with smokin hot broads, your buddy got turned on by ur girl and he popped out of his pants on accident and fell and accidentally landed inside your ol' lady's pussy

Hey can you just fuck off?

Relevant profile picture.

11, I meant to thumb you down, but I accidentally thumbed you up. Add two negative votes to your ego loss.

I just read this, mistakes and all, then proceeded to attempt to rectify it in my mind, but it still sounded like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Holy shit.

Your face looks as stupid as this comment

Makes you wonder what he was thinking about when he said "this isn't what it looks like!" "This isn't what it looks like! It's just an in depth, free gynecologist exam!"