WayTooMuchFacebook
United States
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sunderland, United Kingdom
Read the room
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
unlucky
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
???
United States
Get back to work, slacker!
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Top comments
teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
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Comments (109)
ambowew 7
Maybe you should have commented with your own 'scribbelings'.
Ifuckonthefirstd_fml 8
Nope
ScaughtieHolden 11
Scribbelings isn't a word. Scribbling is though. *Edit* Oops, I didn't know 1 mentioned the error.
madskittlesftw 5
^ failed attempt at being funny?
RadikulRam 16
#34 no that was a failed attempt at being a grammar Nazi.
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
A100893 30
Too much facebook. You need to go outside and smell the roses, OP.
Forlorn420 9
I have that prob too sometimes.. -_-
mama2b3 20
I do this all the time!!
freakinglaugher 10
I live on the Internet. The weather is always great here.
StopDropNRoll 11
You know sometimes I want to say "lol" instead of just laughing. One of these days im going to do it haha Btw I want to say it Accidently not on purpose
Arashi_Nightmare 8
I say "lol/lulz/lolz/pwned/w00t" IRL all the time, on purpose and accidentally by habit. xD
tanay97 8
Cool story bro. You should tell it at a party.
teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
TPSerigne 9
Facebook is reality, the world outside is fake.
EllyMo 15
OP hides from the outside by spending her time in bathroom stalls.
MKerr95 0
It's ironic, because all 55 people who liked your comment are fine examples of internet-addicted people who need to go outside and get some fresh air.
MrsPegg 45
69: Because you commented and seem so bitter, does that make you an internet junkie in denial?
geon_olam 17
Where can I get this "fresh air"?? Is it expensive?
ChilledDubstepa 6
Blah blah blah no life, fresh air I've heard it too many times before. Get out. Thumbs me down by the way.
Hardwaregeek 0
You're all amateurs! Try reddit.
SoultheWolf 19
Are you one of those people on Facebook that likes everything they read? o.O
c0c0_fml 16
One of those who Likes their own comment..
aapband 5
theyre fckin annoying...
alexsannell 13
you seriously need to get out more...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
With iPhones, iPads, iPods, Androids, etc., even if OP gets out more, he could still go on the internet during his outings. He just needs to simply lay off Facebook.
bfsd42 20
She.
promarkchris 6
seems more like a sign of the times
Shadow_Phantom 26
I read this, laughed, then realized I probably would have done the same thing. Too much internets. x_x
ShutUpAndStare 7
LIES
bizarre_ftw 22
You can OD on Internet?! O.o ****! I need to get to a hospital!!
Pudagiah 12
You spend too much time on Facebook, and not enough on your grammar.
22cute 17
Wanted to "Like" your FML! Now I'm not sure whether that would be "YDI" or "Your life sucks" ???
poprocksss73 7
Too much Facebook and not enough of the real world..?
coldashell 23
Add a thumbs up icon.