WayTooMuchFacebook
United States
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sunderland, United Kingdom
Read the room
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
unlucky
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
???
United States
Get back to work, slacker!
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
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Comments (109)
TheJester12 15
...... it's infiltrated our thoughts.
b0ngs 7
Ugh why don't you take a break from facebook and see how better your life will be. Then maybe you wont have the urge to 'like' things. I was on FB 24/7 then realized how stupid it is, so I deactivated and now I feel better then ever. They should call it fakebook, since mostly everyone on there tries to be someone they're not.
digitaleurydice 7
Agreed. My friends convinced me to get on FB several months ago. I tried it for three days, sent them all messages letting them know why I was deleting it, and deleted it.
Rach227 8
Really? I use it to keep in touch with friends that are 200 miles south of me whilst I'm at uni... as long as you sue it for reason I don't see what's wrong with, not to mention I would never change my personality I don;t see the point, bit of a generalisation i think...
nikijcchz 10
In Pompeii and Herculaneum people used to write on walls which other people commented on it was like Facebook in -79AD
SamLiveFree_77 9
I understand how you feel OP, except for me it was to much texting. I once said "LOL" out loud in class and this made me realize I had to lay off texting.
silentbutfunny 0
My cousin and his friends game alot, and when they do a sarcastic laugh, they say "LUL" in a loud deep voice. I guess mocking you...
freakguy455 0
"Like"
boycrazy30007 12
I love all the people dissing using Facebook when I recognize half ur screen names and pics cause u troll this site! Don't diss someone cause they had a ditz moment
lvnlife11 4
Don't feel bad I have done it as well
Coffeebang 17
Try twitter then you would be hash tagging everything
5t3ff1k4h 47
People do that on Facebook too. And, Twitter is nothing like Facebook; she's addicted to Facebook for a reason.
musicluvr2000 11
Chill on the fb
ALEXLASFLA 0
Facebook *****