Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Read the room
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Get back to work, slacker!
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
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teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
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Comments (109)
dwoody83 0
I do this all the time with billboards
Punkpoptart1119 20
Haha. That's awesome.
Shayton 12
Might as well retweet it too.
K9_TheRedditor 0
Or you could reblog it.
fabienacher 0
Same!!
FriendlyOtaku 10
One does not simply "like" funny scribblings in the bathroom stall...
bizarre_ftw 22
Then draw a like button & a check next to it Someone'll get a kick out of it and maybe there'll be more likes, you'll start a pathetically awesome trend (or you'll be able to rework it as a statement against fb, either way you're golden)
stability17 0
well at least you didnt verbally "lol"
cetlawizard 15
Too much FB.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Everyone saying OP needs to get out more, get freah air, etc... OP could be out all the time with friends and what not, and can still access Facebook with a smartphone. Ever think of that? Obviously not
Rasmus1990 4
How the h*ll can you call this an FML??