WayTooMuchFacebook
United States
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sunderland, United Kingdom
Read the room
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Anonymous
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Alisha
Fredericksburg, United States
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
unlucky
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
beccabooyah
United States
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Butler, United States
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
???
United States
Get back to work, slacker!
Today, I was in the bathroom at work, humming to myself while scrolling through memes. I started laughing and I said out loud, “You’re so stupid” to my phone. Someone in the next stall said, “Excuse me?” and I had to fake a cough and flush just to escape. FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Top comments
teresa96706 29
Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..
fthislyfe 22
Well you could have commented on them.
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Comments (109)
K9_TheRedditor 0
I would try to upvote it. _o ___ /___ ( • ,_, • ) ( ) - -
Cshaw6215 5
omg i do that too! smh -_-
mitchn60 6
Need to learn the definition of instinct. Habit is a better word.
sampat_12 0
Haha I do that too
brainwash 0
I do that too
goldens_fml 12
And that friend is why I do not have a Facebook. YDI.
ldawesome12 10
Don't worry. Once during a writing prompt I wasn't sure about the correct spelling of a word so I kind of just sat there waiting for a red line underneath. Ughhh
crystalxa 35
Facebook is corrupting all of our lives!
Tyrez 32
I've never found facebook entertaining but maybe that's because I don't have many friends. I've been on this website enough to the point where when watching a movie I feel the need to judge if characters deserved or if they're just unfortunate when something bad happens to them.