pmony
United States
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stuck
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML
Oopsie
Saint Albans, United States
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
nevergettingajob
Canada
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
UnhappilyUnemployed
Madison, United States
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
amyhyett
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Top comments
TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?
flockz 20
this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.
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Comments (117)
TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?
RockVolley09 8
Oh Peter is a silly bastard.
cja101 8
I love the way I can hear his voice in my head 1#
lrgenesis 19
18- I know right? Lol
momijmanju 1
I was thinking that it was one of those revolving doors with a grille on one side to prevent people from going back? My subway station has it so people don't sneak in without paying.
freakinglaugher 10
Heard Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Should of asked him to help.
hellbilly205 17
I've never been inside these revovling doors you speak of, but i heard they were pretty tricky...
rosesareblue15 0
Actually, I've been to a hotel that had an automatic revolving door (as in, it turned constantly), and apparently if you pushed it because it was so slow, it would pause where it was.
kenji212 8
This reminded me of a bieber encounter with one of those doors! Hahaha... Oh good times!
DalekScythe 0
You spin me right around baby! Right around!
reddawn1985 12
Had a hard time clicking on this one...
gunmania0 12
Well at least you can't die in a room with no corners...
GovernorGeneral 8
What do you mean to say?
TomHarrow 5
Actually my uncle got stuck in a revolving door and died inside of it. Had a heart attack.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
51- I guess it drove him...... round the bend.
93til 1
At least he wasn't shot in it like in The Godfather.
InfamousRaider 15
@58 why are you such an ass
harrystylesfan69 5
DARN THESE BIG FINGERS..took me forever to click on this fml
flockz 20
this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.
whoaaahorsie 7
Oh, you.
cja101 8
What you gonna do 4 shag the door?
lantern 6
Is the first reason buttsecks?
LexSwift 17
They just never seem to end no matter how far you go, right?
mynewaccount 8
That's ridiculous.
silver848 6
Nice rack ^ HaHa
mynewaccount 8
I didn't even see what was said:( Disappointment. Ha.
BarDownDaily 12
Judging from his profile pic and the one you have. Something about those ****.
fmessiah 19
I've seen someone's hand wedge between the wall, when someone else tried to push the door around the first persons flesh started to separate, the screaming was intense but the second person continued pushing, the first persons wails finally stopped the second person from pushing. The blood was dribbling onto the floor like the hot wax of a red candle rushing down the candle. I still, even now, several years later wake up in a hot sweat.
cureemu 3
Thank you for sharing.
flockz 20
maybe you should see someone about that, brah.
DontClickOnMe 28
Cool story, bro. Tell it again!
MustangGirl72 9
You are deeply disturbed. I suggest some professional help.
RobDawgz 7
Hope that was worth the effort.
Colonel_Lexi 18
Disturbing story is disturbing.
A100893 30
I think you need to tone it down, or call DocBastard.
JayJavaMonsterr 10
...And now I'm going to have nightmares...Vivid, disturbing nightmares... Thanks a bunch -.-
heygirlie777 21
7- lol what.
bri_maselli 0
This made me laugh at an inappropriate time, so thank you and fml..
capper44 18
Well that sucks... Fyl
bri_maselli 0
Definitely, nothing is worse when you're in room with some serious tension and you just crack a smile and chuckle all to yourself.. I got some dirty looks -_-
rwbdog82 5
Haha.. I have done that when me and my sis were fighting
WCARlover 35
I wonder how...like did the door just stop turning or what?
Ins_Knie 2
That would be the most logical explanation...
brendokendo 0
What has today's society become.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
A bunch of dumbasses