pmony
United States
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stuck
Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML
Oopsie
Saint Albans, United States
Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
AwwChute
United States
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
nevergettingajob
Canada
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
UnhappilyUnemployed
Madison, United States
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
amyhyett
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
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TheRealBruce 12
Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?
flockz 20
this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.
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Comments (117)
imepelepticsir 5
brightside of all this, you didnt slam anything on your trip. (anyone else hit a word instead of the spacebar and in the attempt to delete it add more unneeded words, on toich screen that is)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Did you get out or did you write this FML from inside the revolving door?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
OP wrote this from his/her stupid chair.
RockVolley09 8
The key is to keep pushing. Works wonders.
j_cat187 20
That's always fun
5HT2A 5
That akward moment when you get stuck in a revolving door...
btnhdude 0
If you're stuck in a revolving door... It's obviously an awkward moment.
5HT2A 5
27-you don't say!?
jerseyboy732 16
I get around round round round I getta..... FUHHH
GoW_Chick 15
Did you get to do the whole comedic "trapped in a revolving door" movie montage with background music and all? If so then it would've been worth the hassle.
perdix 31
So, exactly how fat are you? Or are you stuck in the dynamic way where you go round and round because you're afraid to jump out. Just because the system works like a push (reel) lawn mower, doesn't mean it's going to slice you in half.
DalPozzo13 10
Shortest FML ever
ThogTheCaveman 7
Today, I shat a staple. FML. There are a lot.
skyttlz 32
I believe the shortest is "Today, Michael Jackson died. FML" Three words (besides the needed Today and FML)
JenniferTheDark 0
Been there, done that! At least you got out safely (I hope)!